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Saturday 30 May 2015

Boyfriend(partner etc) Football Drinking game

So Hey
I'm back to do some blogging about not Fashion or Beauty though goodness knows I haven't  been very good at that. I'm being forced to watch football,maybe this is something you can sympathise with.I have a boyfriend who watches football and as a consequence I am here sipping Magners in front of it.
So I might as well get a little tipsy.I invented a drinking game, maybe it already exists.And here's the rules if you want to play along too.Obviously this still applies if you don't have a boyfriend,if you have a girlfriend,partner, catfriend ,best friend,etc.
Obviously you drink when something happens
Goal 2 drinks
Penalty 1 drink
Free kick 1 drink
Offsides 1 drink
But you also drink for stereotypical things your boyfriend does
Partner shouts at the TV?that's 2 drinks sister!
Partner talks to the TV 1 drink
Partner shouts c'mon ref or anything to do with the ref 2 drinks
Partner explains basics of football to you, that's 2 drinks because you've got to be drunk to deal with hearing the offside rule AGAIN!
Partner mentions a players name 1 drink
Partner does a hand gesture 1 drink
Partner chants 1 drink
Partner uses the word tense 1 drink
You may end up getting a little drunk but hey at least you're enjoying football!?
If your partner knows you are playing a drinking game based on his reactions that's great you can drink whenever they ask you if you are drinking for something.I find its fun to leave them in the dark and then try and question drunk you about why you got so drunk.But that's just me.